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Why do you call it a "flat Stanley"? Is Stanley a character or something?
Please don't think I'm dumb for asking this question!!!!
Even though I wouldn't blame you if you thought I was...
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it was a book that everyone almost everyone read in elementary school and you got a paper cut out and you had to take him around with you and take pictures of your summer...
but now I guess cause I'm in highshcool they think we're capable of making one out of fabric for french class
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A lot of people laugh at me when I don't know some of the things they do, and it's not fair because I don't watch every movie that comes out, and I don't read every book that comes out, and, honestly, I don't want to.
And just because I don't, doesn't mean I'm dumb. -_-'
That sounds fun! I wish I could've done something like that when I was a kid.
Yeah, I think sometimes teachers/principals/etc. just push students into something and don't give it a second thought. >.>
I don't speak French. I'd love to, but I don't.
And I hate to say it, but I think it's almost impossible for me to learn another language.
I've tried. It just doesn't stick with me.
One thing I think that keeps me from learning another language is accents. I'm afraid that I'll say everything with some crazy accent and everyone will laugh.
That's probably not the reason, but one of the hundred reasons that keep me from learning anther language.
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I took spanish in middle school and almost nothing stuck
I watch a ton of movies that no one else has ever heard of
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I hate the programs they give that are supposed to teach people how to speak other languages.
I learned more Spanish by watching DVDs with a Spanish audio option!
(Even though I still can't really speak it... I hardly understand it... >.> )
I know more Japanese than any other language, too!
And for the same reason!
(Although, I can't carry a conversation in it...)
I try to find movies that no one has heard of, but since no one's heard of them, I can't find them!
There was one movie called "An American Crime" or something like that and it was really good.
I haven't seen any ads for it and I can't find it in any stores (except for the video rental place) so I'm thinking it isn't very well known.
I love to read!
I don't read very many books that are popular... mainly because of the prices.
I get most of my books from Dollar Tree or Dollar General, places that have a small, but good selection of books.
A few weeks ago I bought a book that's entirely in Spanish.
I don't if I'll ever be able to read it though.
I'm glad you wouldn't call someone dumb, but there are people that would.
Not everyone wants to read a modern romance novel, but some people are so caught up in what's popular and what's not, they don't realize how stupid they sound when they say,"Omg! You haven't read that book that everyone talks about all the time?!?!?! That book that you haven't even read, yet you're sick of it?!?!?! You're a loser!!!!"
I wish there were more people that thought "Maybe they don't read the books because they're not a fan of that particular genre... maybe they're to busy too sit down and read a book... maybe they don't like to read... maybe they don't want to be disappointed when the book just doesn't live up to the hype."
Sorry for the late response btw...
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oh you never have to worry about late responses I'm like the Queen of them
sadly I have 3 projects for school
I've never seen that movie... haha
I borrow most of my books from friends and stuff like that ^_^ yay for people with the same taste as you
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Are you sure you're the queen?
Nearly all my responses are late!
But if you insist you're the queen, then I'm definitely the princess or something.
I'm procrastinating, too...
I'm supposed to be making purses for my cousin and my grandma, but I just get so tired of crocheting for hours and hours...
That's one thing that makes people hate so many things: being forced to do something!
Reading isn't supposed to just be a tool for school! It's supposed to take you on a journey from where you are to another time and place!
To another person's perspective!
But this whole,"You have to read this, you have to!" is what makes people hate it!
There was a time when I hated to read anything. It was school's fault... I had to read books so I could write a book report. But when summer came and I wasn't forced to read books, I loved to read!
It's a fact that if people are forced to do anything, they'll hate it or be very unhappy about it!
How'd you get three when everyone else got one?!
Most people I know haven't seen it.
I'm afraid to borrow stuff that isn't mine... I usually ruin things! DX
Yay!!!!
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I got 3 cause I'm in a overachivers type class but I'm lazy so I don't know what I'm doin in there XD
whenever I borrow sumtin from my friends they've usually read it first so I don't have to worry about it
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